You might have a doberman!

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While driving home from Petco, listening to a comedian on the radio joke about "you might be a redneck" I thought that might make a fun thread for those of us who would do anything for our doberbabies. I thought we could call it " You might have a doberman".

I'll go first....

If you buy a NEW car to replace the NEW CAR you already own because your puppy will be safer and more comfortable...."you might have a Doberman".               

If you have more entries in your checkbook, credit card statement, etc. for Petco than you have for everything else you spend money on, combined, "you might have a Doberman".  

This could get fun !!!

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If you buy a second sofa so you have a place to sit without getting punched in the face, kicked in the groin, drooled on and used as a personal bone-chewing-station/table to eat dog food on, "you might have a Doberman".

 

I'm kidding of course...Or am I?

 

This will definitely be a fun game.

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If you buy more coats for your dog than you buy for yourself ... 

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You wish you had a GIANT bed

You cannot resist her sweet voice asking to get up on the tiny queen size bed

You love hiking, just not as much as her

 

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you spend more time on this website than any other....you might have a doberman

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How fun is this..!!!

Several years ago we had a thread just like this... since then many people have moved on.. but guess what.....??? the answers are the same.. love it!

You might have a Doberman if she eats better than you do.

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You might have a Doberman if you never worry about answering the door at 2am.

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You might have a doberman if you never, ever get to go to the bathroom by yourself.

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If you have so many dog beds, cushions, blankies, chewies, etc., that your friends ask "how many dogs do you have?".....you might have a Doberman .

When you haven't officially exchanged gifts with your spouse in 20 years and THIS year he gives YOU a $150 dollar dog collar and leash......you might have a Doberman.

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If there were more gifts under the Christmas tree for the dog than the teenage children ... You might have a doberman. ;)

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If you have to stand up and scream, shout, jump up and down point at the door and say get up cause there is something or someone out there and you want protection and your dog looks up from his bed and says "I'm too sleepy do it yourself" you might have a rottweiler

 

 hahahaha sorry had to add that Sampson did that the other night I was throwing the excitement parade to try to get him to get up and run outside to bark and he refused by then the kids were gone it was 2am and they had opened my car door.....I swear I would have to throw him at someone to get him to pay attention

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If you've bought more toys for them then your kids.

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      if you are always being used as a pillow you must have a doberman !!!!

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You might have a doberman if they suck on their favorite blankie like a pacifier and drag it around with them :)

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I here you there babyoss, my Pandora is a huge pillow-sucker.

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haha so funny...they are the silliest dogs!!

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Babyoss that is so cute!!!
You might have a dobermann if you show more people pictures of them than your children. Lol

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I am now known lovingly as the crazy doberman mom!

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Your sons glasses are covered in a film that can only be described as Doberman saliva 

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Oooh oooh, I have another! If you look at your $100 white cashmere sweater covered with little black hairs that could have only come from "you-know-who" and all you think is "how sweet", you might have a doberman :)

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Penny, we call that liquid love.  And a dose of it is much preferable to turning them into a chewtoy.  Our boy graciously forced an optic upgrade by demolishing my last pair.  That was a $1000 chew toy.  And Fyrlady, "how sweet" was not what I said. 

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LOL MommaL, maybe it was my dry cleaner that said how sweet.

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You might have Two Dobermans, if you are sitting on the floor, while one is stretched out on the couch and they other is in the easy chair.

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...if your dog has a 'yawn reflex button' just behind the corners of her mouth. Alysia goes into yawny ecstasy every time if scratched or tickled here, does anyone else's dog do this?

love this thread :=)

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