You know you are a doberman fanatic if....

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Who wants to play a game?  It's been awhile since we had one on here and I thought it might be fun to start a new one.  I found this one on a goat forum I am part of.  So here goes:

In this game the first person writes you know you are a doberman fanatic if ....

The next person must write something that makes them a doberman fanatic.   What you write needs to be true about you



Example (person1) You know you are a doberman fanatic if....


(person2) You spend a ton of money on collars because they look so pretty on a doberman's neck.

You know you are a doberman fanatic if.......

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You taste their food cuz you don't want them to eat something gross. (only one kibble. lol)

 

You know you're a doberman fanatic if...

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You get out of the shower and open the bathroom door because you hear him/her crying on the other side of it.

 

You know you're a doberman fanatic if...

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Your shadow has rivalry.

 

You know you're a Doberman fanatic if...

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...You wish your foot had feeling in it again, but wont move because you dont want to disturb the sweet doberman that is sleeping across your ankle.


You know you're a doberman fanatic if....

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When invited somewhere, you ask if your dog can come before mentioning it to the wife

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You know you're a Doberman fanatic if you introduce the dog before yourself...(Maybe that's just a dog-fanatic thing?!)

 

You know you're a Doberman fanatic if...

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You continue to spend money on stuffies, toys, and beds knowing they will be destroyed in a matter of minutes.

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***note---ALL of these so far, personally apply to me!  Geez!

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You like having doberman company... in the shower and watching you in the bathtub and helping to dry you off..... by licking :)

 

You know you're a doberman fanatic if....

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You slip up and command your friends to 'Sit' before you cross the road. (Again, maybe that's just a dog-fanatic thing. It's awkward, nonetheless.)

 

You know you're a Doberman fanatic if...

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You cover her up with your brand new Pendleton blanket. After all, she's cold!

You know you're a Doberman fanatic if.....

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You've cringed in recognition of at least one thing mentioned on this thread.

 

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No I'm chuckle-ing...

 You know you're a doberman fanatic if you buy 4 toys all alike ( and brave holiday shopping madness)  because they are her favorite and they might last a few days....

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You pretend to cry so your pup will come over and comfort you... (pathetic, I know. lol)

You know you're a Doberman fanatic if...

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You actually allow your dog in the bathroom when your taking a shower and think its entertaining to watch him biting at the water. (In his defense he does listen to a command that if I had enough he will go lay by the bathroom door)

 

(Alot of the above already mentioned pertain to me )

 

You know your a Doberman fanatic if...

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You trade in your beloved sports car for a Dobe-appropriate SUV!!

You know you're a Doberman fanatic if....

P.S. There was a thread we started back in 2010 called: "You know you're insane when." Do a search and I betcha you'll recognize a LOT of our behaviors.

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Even though you've lived through the chewy biting puppy, the shredding of toys, the stubborness, the pee spots on the carpet, the wild child, the body slams, the Doberteens.....

When you lose your Doberman, you gotta have another.

You know you're a Doberman fanatic when......

 

(Wolfgirl, I'm still laughing at your taste test....)

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And.....

When you go to the grocery store and stop buying food for yourself that your dog is allergic to. ('Cause she always gets a bite or two, and you don't want to eat something in front of her that she can't have.)

You know you're a Doberman fanatic when.....

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When you dont mind if your 80lb baby thinks he is a lap dog and you fall asleep in the chair with him.

 

 

You know you a Doberman fanatic when......

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When you say "bye honey I love you " you're talking to the dogs!

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@ chris b--- I've got called out on that one!  LOL

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When you decide your apartment is too small for your doberman so you buy the biggest piece of property that you can afford and now have no idea how to take care of it.  

You know you're a fanatic if...

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You know your a doberman fanatic when you dont want to go to the inlaws for Christmas Eve because their dog bit Bella!

 

Kim I love your food one, I have already cut back on onoins!

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You know you're a Doberman fanatic if ... your Christmas letter brags about your Doberman puppy before it mentions your kids.

 

You know you're a Doberman fanatic if ...

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You've got dog snot-smears on the living room window, the car windows, your camera lenses...

 

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You know you're a Doberman fanatic if...

When calling home you ask how your Dobie is before your kids !  (and all of the above!)

You know you're a Doberman fanatic if...

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You get home from work and you have to remind yourself to say "Hi" to your husband before your dobie...and FAIL every time!!

 

You know you are a doberman fanatic when?

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You get a lap-full of second-hand water everytime your Doberman hydrates him/herself.

 

You know you're a Doberman fanatic if...

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 your 1000 image card on your camera has 987 images of your Doberman.

You know you're a Doberman fanatic if.....

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You only have pictures hanging in the house of your Doby and none of family!                                     You know your a doby fanatic when.......

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You know you're a Doberman fanatic if you kiss & hug your Doberman before leaving for work before you kiss your spouse.  You also wipe any stray saliva your spouse leaves, but the wet Doberkiss stays totally intact until it dries.

You know you're a Doberman fanatic if....

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You know you're a Doberman fanatic if you kiss & hug your Doberman before leaving for work before you kiss your spouse.  You also wipe any stray saliva your spouse leaves, but the wet Doberkiss stays totally intact until it dries.

You know you're a Doberman fanatic if....

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You only spend an hour shopping with your college age daughter who's an hour drive away from home because you must not leave your baby Dobie at home alone for too long!   AND your daughter hasn't seen you in weeks and was so excited to shop with you!    

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You only spend an hour shopping with your college age daughter who's an hour drive away from home because you must not leave your baby Dobie at home alone for too long!   AND your daughter hasn't seen you in weeks and was so excited to shop with you!    

 

You know you're a Doberman fanatic if....

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You go out of town and call home to speak to your baby hoping he isnt missing you too much (forgot to ask your son if he was ok).

Or you wake up later that night and look around wondering why he is not at the foot of the bed.

You know you are a dobie fanatic if...

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You are watching "Tangled" for the 1st time and actually say out loud, "Maximus acts just like Brinks!" and then have to try to explain to your 3 yr old granddaughter exactly what you are talking about...

 

You know you're a Doberman fanatic when....

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You go to yard sales dig threw the stuffed toys and hold them up so they can see if they like it!!!         You know you are a Doby fanatic when.......

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Your husband knows he would go before the Doby would!                                                                 You know your a Doby fanatic if..... 

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You know you're a Doberman fanatic when you create an entire board on Pintrest called "everything Doberman" loaded with all the cool Doberman things you found on the World Wide Web.

You know you're a Doberman fanatic when.....

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You plan your entire vacation around Pet-Friendly hotels..

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You know you're a Doberman fanatic if you notice your fur baby sneaks a sip out of your morning coffee, but finish it anyway.

You know you're a fanatic if.......

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You know you're a Doberman fanatic if your coworker's know your Doberman's name but not your children's names.

You know you're Doberman fanatic if.......

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Your vet tells your your dog is overweight so you both go on a diet so he won't feel bad.

 

You know you're a fanatic if...

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You're  boss givees you a bonus and you state "Oh thank you, Loki will be so happy now I can get him a great Christmas gift!"

You know you're a fanatic if...

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You spend all your christmas shopping money on the dog and "forget" your parents/siblings/SO. lol

You know your a Doberman fanatic if...

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When your furbaby has his own facebook page

 

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You know you're a Doberman fanatic if you keep lint rollers in your purse, car, and house

~ you spell out words like w-a-l-k, t-o-y, l-e-a-s-h, and b-o-n-e

~ your Doberman has eaten off your dishes more often than your guests.

~ you and your spouse sleep hanging on the outside edge of the bed so the Doberman will be comfy

 

you know you're a Doberman fanatic if..........

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For Lady Kate......

you know you're a Doberman fanatic if when it's raining, the umbrella is over the dog, not the human

 

You know you're a Doberman fanatic if ........

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You spell out words like B-A-T-H-R-O-O-M and S-T-R-O-L-L because your dog figured out all the other ones. lol

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You'll drive miles out of your way to get a $5 carton of goats milk for your puppy when he's got some "irregularity", and completely forget to get milk for the humans in your life.

You know your a Doberman fanatic if......